Guy: my dick is hard
Girl: to find

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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(via fucking-cat)

santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via groovybooty)

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

(via hotboyproblems)

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

(via perks-of-being-chinese)