mommatomycrabcakes:

"LSD causes users to lose weight."

That makes sense. It’s kind of hard to get to the fridge when there’s a dragon guarding it.

(Source: thatwrappingbitch, via theotherwilde)

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

(via happiest)

flowertwink:

when someone judges u for eating ass

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)